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Violence:
–noun
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When encountering violent behavior, you must retain a calm demeanor. If you are approached by a seemingly violent individual, you will do best to remember the singular step of preventing violence:
1: Greet the violent individual in a friendly manner .
Important: You must do so in a friendly manner, as doing otherwise will result in the following scene of events:
We will take this from the top, once more.
1: Greet the violent individual in a friendly manner.
This will confuse the violent individual
And grant you time to flee
When in safety, celebrate
Have wank
If, by any chance, the violent individual is not confused, thereby not leaving you with an opportunity to flee, there is still hope.
Greet once more. This time, with a single word
The violent individual will find this intriguing
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While gesturing, expose wang to violent individual
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As this will paralyze the violent individual, you should slap him with your wang
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While incapacitated, flee
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Note:
If wang is not large enough to slap violent individual, you are royally fucked, as it is the last resort. No other way of preventing violence. None.
