apparently the reason Jacob is into Bella is that he "imprints" on an unfertilised egg in her uterus.
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#121
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 04:43 PM
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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 06:45 PM
Yeah, my sis told me he falls in love with Renesme!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#123
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 06:58 PM
He does, it turns out that that egg becomes her, which leads to all sort of questions about why was that egg the one fetilised, what would have happened if it wasn't ad what if the egg had left her when she was on her period and also at that stage Renesme wasn't a full person (some people argue at that stage not even half, honestly she's just potential), could Jacob have fallen in love with a single sperm?!
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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 08:25 PM
None of that makes any sense because, as any sane person realises, Stephenie Meyer is a shit writer who cannot develop her characters or storyline properly. Shit happens and the readers are just supposed to accept it. It's bullshit!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#125
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 11:40 PM
Binx said:
Stephenie Meyer is a shit writer
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if only real life could be an anime... ~*sigh*~
Posted 26 November 2009 - 05:19 AM
jacob is worse than a pedophile
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:21 PM
kawaii bishie irl said:
jacob is worse than a pedophile
Not as bad as someone who can't spell PAEDOPHILE...
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#128
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:31 PM
are you saying that someone who can't spell is worse than someone who fucks children?
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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
#129
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:02 PM
No, of course not. But bad spelling is no joke!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#130
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:45 PM
I dn't understn wath u meen
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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
#131
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:59 PM
Don't push it, Keenan!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#132
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:41 AM
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Binx said:
Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:08 PM
Oh ... dear ... god ...
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:14 PM
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#135
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 10:17 PM
We saw it.. it was long...
Binx said:
Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
#136
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 10:20 PM
And good! Very, very good!
Haha he ate the baby out!?
Haha he ate the baby out!?
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#137
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:10 PM
Binx said:
Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 08:12 PM
That shit is creepy!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538
#139
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Posted 22 January 2010 - 06:17 AM
Binx said:
Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!
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