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Started by Skippy, Sep 01 2009 07:32 PM

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#1 Skippy

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:32 PM

Teim has personally given me the go to make this



Amazing Sex Thread

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Here you can discuss and disgust on the subject of:


Intercourse

Vaginas

Vulvas

Erections

Foreplay

Afterplay

Cuddling

Daydreams

Nocturnal Emissions

Sex Wear

Sex Toys

Fetishes

Voyeurism

Deadpool

Abstinence

Awkwardness

Scandals

Cute Girls

Cute Guys

MILFS

GMILFS

Sperm

Eggs

Donors

and Lesbians

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#2 Teim

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:42 PM

I would like to talk about the clit...



I am the master of the CLIT Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all CLITs! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!



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#3 Skippy

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:45 PM

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#4 Teim

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:46 PM

Wouldn't it be weird if the next time you went down on a girl, you suddenly saw Jason Mewe's face?

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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!



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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:50 PM

Lucky girl who gets oral from you!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538

#6 Teim

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:53 PM

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#7 Skippy

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:55 PM

Smells like a PHOTOSHOP CONTEST



and only if balls are touching.

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:59 PM

LOL euw!!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538

#9 Teim

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 08:00 PM

I would...but I have essays..

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#10 Skippy

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 08:02 PM

Then I will FAIL ALONE



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Wouldn't it be weird if the next time you went down on a girl, you suddenly saw Jason Mewe's face?

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 08:03 PM

Teim said:

Wouldn't it be weird if the next time you went down on a girl, you suddenly saw Jason Mewe's face?

Just noticed the typo. It'd be Mewes' face!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 08:29 PM

Teim has been deducted 10 points.

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:15 PM

Check your user control panel

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:20 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


YOU FIEND

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:21 PM

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#16 Teim

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:46 PM

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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!



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Posted 02 September 2009 - 12:05 PM

Haha that was pretty funny!

Speaking of sex, Miley Cyrus was POLE-DANCING cos she's a WHORE!!
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538

#18 Teim

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 02:20 PM

Sorry this thread is about sex, not Miley Cyrus.

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#19 Binx

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 02:40 PM

I am aware of that! I just mentioned it because Miley Cyrus now, apparently, sells sex.
"You have eyes that lead me on
And a body that shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence" http://www.facebook....2&id=1598481538

#20 Teim

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 02:46 PM

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HEY Y'ALL!

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Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!



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