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#21 Elf

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 09:48 AM

0. What time is it?
2:06 AM PST

1. Full Name:
Elfy McElfington
(not really)

2. Nickname/s:
The Silent Assassin, B-Chan, Blakington Charles Edwards III
(most of my nicknames are larger than my normal name)

3. Age:
20

4. Height:
6'3"
(don't know the metric conversion off the top of my head)

5. Weight:
over 200 lbs.

6. Build:
Average

7. Eye Colour:
Green

8. Hair colour, and style:
Brown, messy

9. Visible Scars:
Fairly big one on my right shin

10. How good in health, would you rate yourself? Would you consider yourself to be a healthy sort of person?
I'm fairly healthy, though a little out of shape.... and I tend to have a runny nose a lot

11. Do you bite your fingernails?
I used to do it all the time, then I stopped when I had braces, now I do it occasionally

12. How often do you drink alcohol, if at all?
Depends on the situation

13. What do you drink? (All drinks included, alcohol or otherwise)
Soda, juice, water, hard alchy, milkshakes, etc.

13. What sort of deodorant/perfume do you use, if any?
Speed Stick? I think that's what it's called...

14. What gets on your nerves?
Not too much, but there are a couple things (that evade my mind right now) that annoy me

15. If you are angry, how do you deal with it? What sort of things calms you down?
I tend to keep it in, or "shout" it at someone on AIM or something. Sometimes I'll kick/throw something if there's something that won't break/hurt someone.

16. What do you do when you can’t sleep?
Last night I watched tv and played video games, tonight I'm doing this.

17. Your favourite mythical creature?
Dragon?

18. Do you have a lot of nightmares?
Not usually

19. Give three words that describe you
Sarcastic, shy, easy-going

20. English (essays, writing, etc) homework or Maths? Which do you prefer?
Maths.... though I HATE proofs.

21. Have you ever attempted to write a story of some sort?
I wrote skits when I was in elementary school...
I haven't attempted anything recently, though I've thought about doing a short story or fanfic before, though I'm not good with details and I always run out of ideas quickly.

22. What colour/s best suits you?
Greens and blues

23. Briefly, what would your perfect day involve?
Video games, friends, girl(s)

24. If you had the opportunity to be given a talent at one thing, what would it be?
Iuno, maybe some sport?

25. What are the best traits of your personality?
Easy-going, friendly, comidic

26. What are the worst traits?
Shy, non-assertive, overly sarcastic

27. What is your favourite outfit/item of clothing?
Don't really have a favorite

28. Would you be uncomfortable if someone hit on you while you were out?
Depends on the situation, but probably not

29. Do you flirt much?
Not really, but I like to at times

30. Which one would you be at a party?
- Standing in the background
- Out on the dance floor, shaking that fine booty!
- Trying your luck with the nearest guy/girl
- Quietly enjoying a nice drink, talking to people you know
- Doing a streak run across the room!
- Meeting new people and socialising
- Getting drunk! What else?

31. What is your favourite Australian animal?
Kangaroo or koala maybe? I don't really know a lot of animals there

32. Are you a horror movie fan?
Not usually

33. If you were to be given an unlimited amount of money, to buy three materialistic items, what would they be?
Good question...

34. Do you have any items that you have kept from when you were little?
Not particularly

35. Do you know what your first word was?
Mama? Iuno...

36. Your most listened to album?
iuno, I listen to random songs on my ipod much more than I listen to CDs now-a-days

37. Favourite Actor/Actress?
Don't really have one...

38. When you were in school, or are at school, Do/did you do your homework?
Yeah, though not always very well...

39. Have you ever failed a class at school?
No

40. Fruit or Candy?
Fruit, though chocolate is tempting and likely to win

41. If you were going to name your child after an object, place or a thing, what would you choose?
Ivy
no 42?

43. In 5 words, describe your bedroom
Messy, undecorated, small/large (depending on where I am), storage, bed?

44. How many DVD’s do you own?
A few?

45. How often do you brush your teeth?
Daily usually
no 46 either? and we had a 0 too...

47. Nail polish?
No

48. Worst band/artist in this era of music?
iuno, but my friends' band is pretty bad:p

49. If you could go to any era (past or present) to see any live performance or concert, who would you choose to see?
I don't know...

50. What are/were your grades like at school?
Through high school, all A's
College, mostly A's, a few B's, a couple C's

51. Would you ever try marijuana?
Not likely

52. How important are political issues to you?
Not very

53. Do you dance?
Not really/not well

54. Do you get nervous talking in front of crowds?
Yes

55. Do you help around the house much?
Occasionally, but probably not as much as I could

56. Would you ever cheat on your partner, or have been unfaithful in a relationship before?
Probably not

57. The last CD you burned?
I don't remember...probably a mix thing for my mom a few months ago. I was supposed to burn a CD for my friend, but I just sent it over AIM instead...

58. The last movie you watched?
Pirates of the Caribbean 3

59. Do you own any figurines or collectibles from movies/bands/games etc?
I used to collect Ninja Turtles, but I don't know if I still have them...

60.
- One for the girls: lip gloss, is it essential?
- One for the guys: men’s jewellery? Are you a fan?
No

61. One item you can’t leave the house without
Most days: ipod, otherwise cell phone (though no one ever calls me)

62.
- Worst thing about being at school:
Having to go to class/do homework

- Best thing about being at school:
Having more freedom to do stuff

63. Nude football (dedicated to Selkis and Tidus) should it be a legal sport?
Only for girls :p

64. If you won $5000 (or to that amount in your own currency) which are you more likely to spend it on:
- Travel! I want to see the world and the strange people in it!
- As much gadgets and technologies as possible! Computers! Games! YAY!
- Clothes Shopping Spree! One can never have enough outfits, and groovy threads!
- Other ^^

65. Sex toys, nice interesting little pleasurables, or crap-plastic rubbish?
Good for some I guess, but not for me

66. Do you use hair products (gel etc) or wear make-up of any sort?
I'll use gel occasionally if I'm going somewhere fancy

67. Is there anyone on this forum that you consider attractive?
Probably, haven't looked at pictures for a long time though

68. Do you like your music loud?
Sometimes, if I'm in a really good or really bad mood

69. Quote one comment that someone has made about you in the last month.
can't think of one right now

70. Ever had any injuries?
I've sprained my ankle a few times and my wrist once, though I've never broken any bones or anything
again, no 71. yet we had a two part question earlier

72. Been in car accident before?
Yeah, but not a major one

73. Which of these words appeal to you the most: Black, Dragon, Bananas, Underpants, Schnaaapy!, Mustard, Surprise, Tears, Blood, K’pow!
Blood or K'pow I guess...

74. Combine three words from the above list, in whatever order you like
Dragon Blood....K'pow!
75. Fire, Water, Earth or Ice?
Ice

76. Weapon of Choice?
Um...iuno

77. If you were going to create a new world, what would you name it?
Steve

78. Imagine you are God, what names would you give to 4 of your Angels?
Ivy, Amazon, Lily, Misono (aka, whatever four random names pop into my head)

79. Think randomly, the first thing that comes to your mind
Dog?

80. People = ….?…..
stupid

81. Fill the blanks: Your country:…?….the land of ….?….
surely, idiots

82. 2 Advantages and Disadvantages of being your gender
Advantage:
more likely to succeed in the work place:shrug:
not hit on by fellow video gamers
Disadvantage:
more pressure to start relationships
need to be strong/macho

83. The …?… Prison. Rename our lovely forum.
Radioactively Decaying

84. Answer this without a calculator: 2600 + 958 =
3558, give me a hard one :p

85. Salad Sandwiches, good eating?
not really?

86. Favourite home-cooked meal?
steak

87. Are you a Pokemon maniac?
sadly, yes

88. In 5 words or less describe your hatred/like towards Good Charlotte.
used to listen to them

89. Colour of the paint on your bedroom wall?
white

90. Pick up a random object laying around your house – what is it?
remote to the fan

91. Career you could never do?
pro athlete

92. If you have one, what does your watch look like?
broken

93. A typical weekend for you?
friends and/or video games

94. How many books do you own?
not many

95. What’s the weather like where you’re at right now?
during the day, it's been really hot

96. If you were going to change your username, what would you change it to?
Frozen Lighting
not really tho...

97. Black or White?
depends, white?

99. Cats or Dogs?
cats
I miss my kitties...wait what happened to 98?

100. What rhymes with paper!
caper

101. On a scale of 1-10 how important is your personal hygiene?
7?

102. Are you a positive or a negative kinda person?
generally positive, unless i'm being negative

103. Do you like anime?
I don't actively seek it, but I'll watch it if it's on

104. On a scale of 1-10, how good do you feel your life is?
7?

105. Are there any members of this forum you’d like to get to know better?
Probably?

106. 3 biggest music legends.
iuno

107. The school subject/s you are/were the worst at?
history/social science

108. Do you have any posters/pictures up on your wall?
not really, though I've thought about getting some recently...

109. Do you have any candles in your room/house?
not in my room, and they aren't mine, but there're candles around

110. ALL DONE-DED ^-^ what time is it now?
2:46 >_<
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#22 Lard

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 05:23 PM

0. What time is it?
Time of Lent.

1. Full Name:
Bling-z.

2. Nickname/s:
It's whatever you want.

3. Age:
22.

4. Height:
I'm in the 180 - 186 cm ballpark.

5. Weight:
I have no idea and frankly I'm fit enough not to care.

6. Build:
I don't know what build people would place me in, but it's in the skinny-fit area.

7. Eye Colour:
Brown.

8. Hair colour, and style:
Brown Che-Einstein-Naveen Andrews hybrid.

9. Visible Scars:
Above my left eye - Dog bite, nearly blinded me. Great dog though, but I've had a fear of larger dogs since. It hurt like hell and I had to get a few stitches.

Right shoulder - I got into a mild disagreement with this chick who decided to stab my shoulder. She was aiming for my throat but I dodged it, cause that's how I roll. :wittyremark: Hurt like hell.

Genitalia - I was in this fight with these neo nazies who tried to sterilize me. They surely didn't have a medical degree, haha.

10. How good in health, would you rate yourself? Would you consider yourself to be a healthy sort of person?
Sure, foo.

11. Do you bite your fingernails?
From time to time I'll take a bite. It makes me look sophisticated in that 'I'm done doing societies tasks and I'm biting my nails now while I consider non conformist ideas, and yes I'm fine with that.' sort of way. Actually it's not a habit at all, I do it as a last resort way to cut my nails if I forget, and I'm running late for a meeting.

12. How often do you drink alcohol, if at all?
I have a drink every now and then.

13. What do you drink? (All drinks included, alcohol or otherwise)
Any kind of alcohol, juice, milk or conventional beverage, including soup if you consider that a beverage per say.

13. What sort of deodorant/perfume do you use, if any?
109 by Bjørn Borg for deodorant, Skorpion aftershave and I forget the name of my perfume, but I'm fine with not remembering these things.

14. What gets on your nerves?
There's a great deal of things that get to me. The recent wave of anti-minority here in Norway is really unsettling. Anti catholics, anti islamists, anti semites, racists, neo nazies, nihilists, animal cruelty and a great deal of issues.

15. If you are angry, how do you deal with it? What sort of things calms you down?
I vent to myself or whomever is nearby at the time, but briefly. If there's a person involved I confront the person head on.

16. What do you do when you can’t sleep?
I consider the three m's. Masturbate, meditate, or music.

17. Your favourite mythical creature?
Love.

18. Do you have a lot of nightmares?
I have some. Nightmares is quite objectable, though, we all have different ideas of horror.

19. Give three words that describe you
Mellow, melancholic, sullen.

20. English (essays, writing, etc) homework or Maths? Which do you prefer?
English, my dyslexia has made maths impossible to muster, and I'm fine with that.

21. Have you ever attempted to write a story of some sort?
I wrote many back in school, since then I have my laughs, yes.

22. What colour/s best suits you?
Colours are variables, not objectives, especially when used to decorate. What colour fit me, depends on the combination, my mood, and the setting.

23. Briefly, what would your perfect day involve?
A wank.

24. If you had the opportunity to be given a talent at one thing, what would it be?
I have to work for my talents, I can only wish to be a better learner.

25. What are the best traits of your personality?
I'm non conformist, liberal, frank, direct, I make my own path. But I myself believe that my best trait is that I think Nietzsche was a total douche bag.

26. What are the worst traits?
This is for you to decide, whatever it is, I'm fine with that.

27. What is your favourite outfit/item of clothing?
Blue and white kuffiyya.

28. Would you be uncomfortable if someone hit on you while you were out?
Not at all, regardless of circumstance. I don't believe in love or friendship, so regardless of what they say I won't bend, as long as they don't get their hopes up I see no consequence of this. I flirt in some conversations with male and females, it means nothing.

29. Do you flirt much?
From time to time. My favorite was this Iraqi back in school, great girl, lovely eyes.

30. Which one would you be at a party?
- Standing in the background- Out on the dance floor, shaking that fine booty!
- Trying your luck with the nearest guy/girl
- Quietly enjoying a nice drink, talking to people you know *
- Doing a streak run across the room!
- Meeting new people and socialising *
- Getting drunk! What else?
* depending on the party. I try to combine these two, though.

31. What is your favourite Australian animal?
Anti-global warming theorists. Those people are hilarious, though I heard they're near extinction.

32. Are you a horror movie fan?
I love a good horror movie.

33. If you were to be given an unlimited amount of money, to buy three materialistic items, what would they be?
Cinema, Hotel, Shopping centre. That should set me up with a steady cash flow.

34. Do you have any items that you have kept from when you were little?
I kept pretty much everything when it comes down to toys.

35. Do you know what your first word was?
-

36. Your most listened to album?
The Wall by Pink Floyd. What a fantastic masterpiece of music.

37. Favourite Actor/Actress?
Bruce Willis, Tom Hanks, Jodie Foster, Edward Norton, Robert De Niro, Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law among others. I enjoy the amazing entertainment that is movies.

38. When you were in school, or are at school, Do/did you do your homework?
My school system didn't require much homework, what I had to do, I did.

39. Have you ever failed a class at school?
Yes, plenty, and yes, I'm fine with that.

40. Fruit or Candy?
What a ridicolous comparasion, I'll have both.

41. If you were going to name your child after an object, place or a thing, what would you choose?Fuck this. I'll go with a real name.

43. In 5 words, describe your bedroom
Bohemian, packed, jam, flexible, laid-back.

44. How many DVD’s do you own?
I have a two syllable number.

45. How often do you brush your teeth?
Twice a day.

47. Nail polish?
Fuck.

48. Worst band/artist in this era of music?
It's unethical to criticize on the mere basis of taste, and frankly it'd be arrogant and ignorant of me to think that I knew the answer to this. I don't check out music that does not interest me, I couldn't possible know what would be considered worst by my standards.

49. If you could go to any era (past or present) to see any live performance or concert, who would you choose to see?
Woodstock 69.

50. What are/were your grades like at school?
Through high school I landed ones, twos and one three. Later in life I landed six and fives, norwegian top grades.

51. Would you ever try marijuana?
Hahaa. Yes.

52. How important are political issues to you?
? They are this ----------------------------- important? Yes dude. That translates to incredibly important, it's our lives, our society. Everything is conected, we can make a difference.

53. Do you dance?
Define dance? hah. That's a yes and a no.

54. Do you get nervous talking in front of crowds?
Not at all.

55. Do you help around the house much?
I sure do.

56. Would you ever cheat on your partner, or have been unfaithful in a relationship before?
Haha not at all, that stuff is for assholes or the dishonest and the weak.

57. The last CD you burned?
The last CD was a DVD jamed packed full of movies. I'm always burning them so I can't recall which one was the last one.

58. The last movie you watched?
Clercks. 1994 indipendent film, great stuff.

59. Do you own any figurines or collectibles from movies/bands/games etc?
Haha.

60.
- One for the girls: lip gloss, is it essential?
- One for the guys: men’s jewellery? Are you a fan?
Yes, I wear this junk all the time.

61. One item you can’t leave the house without
I always bring my mobile and wallet.

62.
- Worst thing about being at school:
You're surrounded by hilarious fucks.

- Best thing about being at school:
You're surrounded by hilarious fucks which you get to converse with, also there's a great amount of freedom there compared to working. The social aspect is just huge in comparison and anything goes really. It's really a great deal when you think about it.

63. Nude football (dedicated to Selkis and Tidus) should it be a legal sport?
Not at all. Imagine getting a balled jammed against your naked groin, guys? :p regardless this sport would enforce even more the unethical athletic negative ethics of the west and it would be impossible for all cultures to partake in this sport.

But if we're talking soccer mums and snow balls, count me in.

64. If you won $5000 (or to that amount in your own currency) which are you more likely to spend it on:
- Travel! I want to see the world and the strange people in it!
- As much gadgets and technologies as possible! Computers! Games! YAY!- Clothes Shopping Spree! One can never have enough outfits, and groovy threads!
- Other ^^
I'd invest it to start my own company.

65. Sex toys, nice interesting little pleasurables, or crap-plastic rubbish?
They're toys, have fun with them.

66. Do you use hair products (gel etc) or wear make-up of any sort?
Fuck that.

67. Is there anyone on this forum that you consider attractive?
I can't recall all the faces but I consider Sandra a fabulous person, secure and mature, I consider Fionn to be a hilarious emotionally mature troll, Peter is a fabolous bohemian practical joker, and Justin is very mature for his age, great guy, very careful and inteligent, stright forward. And this is my defenition of attractive.

68. Do you like your music loud?
Loud is a variable, not an objective. It depends on what you deem to be loud, though I myself just like it where it's loud enough for me to enjoy the full spectrum of my music without getting in the way of others.

69. Quote one comment that someone has made about you in the last month.
"Haha you're the border of eccentric disgust and delighftully mature, I'd marry you'.

70. Ever had any injuries?
My body is a vessel and I've had several injuries both on the vessel, and inside of it. /cheesy.

72. Been in car accident before?
Yea this car crashed onto me once and I also crashed the wheels on that car I was driving once.

73. Which of these words appeal to you the most: Black, Dragon, Bananas, Underpants, Schnaaapy!, Mustard, Surprise, Tears, Blood, K’pow!
Tears, blood and black. Boo. Could you imagine? hahaha. No but seriously Schnaaapy!'s the one.

74. Combine three words from the above list, in whatever order you like
Mustard underpants surprise.

75. Fire, Water, Earth or Ice?
Earth.

76. Weapon of Choice?
Paris Hilton. One look at that bitch and your enemies will die right away.

77. If you were going to create a new world, what would you name it?
Zoidberg 5.

78. Imagine you are God, what names would you give to 4 of your Angels?
Smiley, Coolster, Chillin', and That Devious Bastard. They'd be a formidable 4 piece crime solving team with non-matching personalities and my other angels could film them and make a sitcom out of it.

79. Think randomly, the first thing that comes to your mind
Bob Marley.

80. People = ….?…..
People.

81. Fill the blanks: Your country:…?….the land of ….?….
Fuck, prejudice.

82. 2 Advantages and Disadvantages of being your gender
Advantage:
No breasts, the beauty pressure is not as high, no menstruation.
Disadvantage:
The beauty pressure is replaced by a macho pressure and a pressure to be tall, there's a power pressure, and you are expected to always handle all the problems, to be more agressive, lies about you are easier to believe. But I'm fine with all of this.

83. The …?… Prison. Rename our lovely forum.
Drool Practical Paradise

84. Answer this without a calculator: 2600 + 958 =
Boop, boop. Belly button. I suck clits. I'm fine with that.

85. Salad Sandwiches, good eating?
That sounds lovely right now.

86. Favourite home-cooked meal?
Anything home cooked beats the trade market.

87. Are you a Pokemon maniac?
Nope.

88. In 5 words or less describe your hatred/like towards Good Charlotte.
I'm non conformist.

89. Colour of the paint on your bedroom wall?
It's not painted.

90. Pick up a random object laying around your house – what is it?
Lipbalm.

91. Career you could never do?
Anything violent. I oppose violence, that's what I do, I'm non violent, I support non agressive methodes delivered in agressive manners through words and arguments. I'm anti-violence. I'm militant pacifist, it's my thing, my mannerisms. I define myself and express myself without using violence. So yea I could never do an army based career, per say. I'd drive their cars and deliver their meds to people in need, that's about it.

92. If you have one, what does your watch look like?
I have plenty, actually, but I only use my mobile.

93. A typical weekend for you?
Wank.

94. How many books do you own?
One (1) amount of shelves taken on my book shelf.

95. What’s the weather like where you’re at right now?
It's been very cold.

96. If you were going to change your username, what would you change it to?
Corporal Ethics: Humanoid Spasms of Organic Reactions to the MJ Effect.

97. Black or White?
Stripes.

99. Cats or Dogs?
I love my dog.

100. What rhymes with paper!
Raper.

101. On a scale of 1-10 how important is your personal hygiene?
9.

102. Are you a positive or a negative kinda person?
I dance the salsa in the middle.

103. Do you like anime?
Kekekekeke. Hah. It's just cartoons to me, just like Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad or The Simpsons, and I enjoy the last mentioned four.

104. On a scale of 1-10, how good do you feel your life is?
It's a sullen 5.

105. Are there any members of this forum you’d like to get to know better?
Sure.

106. 3 biggest music legends.
None is better then another. Different music for different people. Though I have to go with Pink Floyd.

107. The school subject/s you are/were the worst at?
Mathematics.

108. Do you have any posters/pictures up on your wall?
I have many walls, some with pictures or a calendar, some without, gangsta'.

109. Do you have any candles in your room/house?
Sure do, trickster.

110. ALL DONE-DED ^-^ what time is it now?
Time for a bath.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:49 AM

Heh, I was just looking through this... and saw my post, 10 questions done with a big 'I'll finish this later' at the bottom. Is 4 years later too late?

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 02:48 AM

Yes.

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 08:56 PM

Too late. Now shoo.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 03:37 AM

0. What time is it? 2:37

1. Full Name: Peter Stephen Keenan

2. Nickname/s: Ugh..okay.. Jack, Pingu, Pete, Petey, Hairy guy, Ribena (Yeah My hair was the colour of Ribena when I was like 16).. That guy who makes all the noise in the cateen.

3. Age: 21

4. Height: No idea last check was 5'11, people hotly dispute this, I don't know why people yell at me for fucking up my height..

5. Weight: around 9 st

6. Build: Lego

7. Eye Colour: Blue

8. Hair colour, and style: Messy, Long, brown.

9. Visible Scars: Everywhere. All along my arms, on my knee, on my hip and on the sole of my foot.

10. How good in health, would you rate yourself? Would you consider yourself to be a healthy sort of person? HA!


11. Do you bite your fingernails? Yeo

12. How often do you drink alcohol, if at all? Quite, quite often..

13. What do you drink? Whiskey, Cider, Rum..Malibu and coke... Yazoo and Dr. Pepper..

13. What sort of deodorant/perfume do you use, if any? Man fever YEAH

14. What gets on your nerves? Doors banging in the wind, my old alarm, people.

15. If you are angry, how do you deal with it? What sort of things calms you down? I've been known to kick my computer.. I'm never usually quick to anger.. but man my PC drives me mad!

16. What do you do when you can’t sleep? This.. and I watch stuff online until I fall asleep..

17. Your favourite mythical creature? God... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

18. Do you have a lot of nightmares? Not any more.

19. Give three words that describe you: Hairy, Vagrant, Peter.

20. English (essays, writing, etc) homework or Maths? Which do you prefer? I liked English, read a book, write some mad ass essay? Easy peasy.

21. Have you ever attempted to write a story of some sort?


Yeah, towards the end of school I got really scared.. I felt like I was going nowhere and that I'd end up in some shit job with no friends.. Broke and alone.. I started writing a comic about a girl in that situation.. Never finished it though..


22. What colour/s best suits you? Purple with green spots

23. Briefly, what would your perfect day involve? A lot of time in bed.. some booze maybe.. and just warmth... Maybe the warmth of someone else..

Either that or a day were I spend the entire day working and happy. I love that.

24. If you had the opportunity to be given a talent at one thing, what would it be? Fuck it.. I'd love to be good at... ugh.. Not dying! there!

25. What are the best traits of your personality? I've been told I'm funny, I figured I'd come off more angry than anything, but people seem to find it funny..

26. What are the worst traits? Me? I'm fucking perfect.

27. What is your favourite outfit/item of clothing? I had these awesome pair of jeans, they were HUGE. After I walked them to rags I cut them up into baggy shorts... but then my mom "Lost" them in the wash..

28. Would you be uncomfortable if someone hit on you while you were out? To be fair, I'd feel weirder if the hit on me while I was IN.. You don't need that at home..

29. Do you flirt much? No.. Apparently I can't.

30. Which one would you be at a party?

- Standing in the background
- Out on the dance floor, shaking that fine booty!
- Trying your luck with the nearest guy/girl
- Quietly enjoying a nice drink, talking to people you know THIS ONE
- Doing a streak run across the room!
- Meeting new people and socialising
- Getting drunk! What else?

31. What is your favourite Australian animal? STEVE IRWIN

32. Are you a horror movie fan? I guess... I prefere Zombie movies.. Or Slasher Movies.. but I can't take ones that actually scare me.

33. If you were to be given an unlimited amount of money, to buy three materialistic items, what would they be?

A house. (I want a house)

Random art commisions... from everyone I like..

I'd finance my own cartoon.

34. Do you have any items that you have kept from when you were little? Rudolf, a teddy bear I got for my first Christmas.

35. Do you know what your first word was? "Dada or something" was what they told me, THANKS GUYS.

36. Your most listened to album?

LAST FMA SAYS

1 Mindless Self Indulgence – FGWSSS - 378
2 The Birthday Massacre – Violet - 374
3 Eagles of Death Metal – Death by Sexy - 341
4 The Birthday Massacre – Walking With Strangers - 318
5 Mindless Self Indulgence – If-(International Version) - 306
6 Nine Inch Nails – With Teeth - 276
7 DevilDriver – Devildriver - 264
8 Mindless Self Indulgence – You'll Rebel to Anything - 256
9 Electric Six – Señor Smoke - 252
10 The Birthday Massacre – Nothing and Nowhere - 236


37. Favourite Actor/Actress? Fuuuuck.. I'm a nerd I'm more into Directors or writers..

38. When you were in school, or are at school, Do/did you do your homework? Occasionally..

39. Have you ever failed a class at school? Yeah, about 3 over the course of School

40. Fruit or Candy? They're called sweets.

41. If you were going to name your child after an object, place or a thing, what would you choose? Uhhhh...Uhhhhh JUNE....Swansea....

43. In 5 words, describe your bedroom: Wet, cold, dark, smelly, mine.

44. How many DVD’s do you own? several

45. How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day..unless I forget or I need to leave the house in a hurry...

47. Nail polish? LOADS

48. Worst band/artist in this era of music? Kanye West

49. If you could go to any era (past or present) to see any live performance or concert, who would you choose to see? When that guy punched Houdini before he was ready for it and killed him.

50. What are/were your grades like at school? I was a C/B student.. I didn't work too hard..

51. Would you ever try marijuana? I didn't try, I suceeded.

52. How important are political issues to you? It really varies.. it depends on how tired I am.

53. Do you dance? Nope

54. Do you get nervous talking in front of crowds? If I have to be serious I do, I had soem sort of class about being in front of crowds and things, I'm alright if I'm messing though.

55. Do you help around the house much? I help... by staying out of the way.. No I do my bit.

56. Would you ever cheat on your partner, or have been unfaithful in a relationship before? Never. When you look like me it never comes up, plus it's a really fucking lame thing to do to someone.

57. The last CD you burned? Mix cds for my mates!

58. The last movie you watched? Naked Gun 2 1/2

59. Do you own any figurines or collectibles from movies/bands/games etc? a bunch of old Star Wars toys, and like.. a Samurai Jack toy. I collect books and games more than I do toys.

60.
- One for the girls: lip gloss, is it essential?
- One for the guys: men’s jewellery? Are you a fan? I wear girl's jewellery too..

61. One item you can’t leave the house without: Music

62.
- Worst thing about being at school: Idiots
- Best thing about being at school: My friends. I loved them.

63. Nude football should it be a legal sport? Do i have to watch it?

64. If you won $5000 (or to that amount in your own currency) which are you more likely to spend it on:
- Travel! I want to see the world and the strange people in it!
- As much gadgets and technologies as possible! Computers! Games! YAY! YEAH DIS
- Clothes Shopping Spree! One can never have enough outfits, and groovy threads!
- Other ^^


65. Sex toys, nice interesting little pleasurables, or crap-plastic rubbish? As a guy I have to say they are useless.. and sort of sad... Guys have no excuse for this stuff..

66. Do you use hair products (gel etc) or wear make-up of any sort? Is shampoo and hair product?


67. Is there anyone on this forum that you consider attractive? Oh shit here I am cross posting!

68. Do you like your music loud? Fuck yes

69. Quote one comment that someone has made about you in the last month. I have "Perfectly skinny" legs. Thanks Joey.

70. Ever had any injuries? Only one serious injury that left me unable to move my neck for weeks. And I guess whenever I've lost a lot of blood.

72. Been in car accident before? A teeny fender bender. Hurt my neck.

73. Which of these words appeal to you the most: Black, Dragon, Bananas, Underpants, Schnaaapy!, Mustard, Surprise, Tears, Blood, K’pow!

K'pow isn't a word.

74. Combine three words from the above list, in whatever order you like

Oh fuck off

75. Fire, Water, Earth or Ice? Fire?

76. Weapon of Choice? I have a thing for M1 Grands and Wincester Rifles... And Tommy guns!

77. If you were going to create a new world, what would you name it? "This Land"

78. Imagine you are God, what names would you give to 4 of your Angels? Jack, Moonbeam, Angel number 3, "You with the face".

79. Think randomly, the first thing that comes to your mind: Robot... I'm watching MST3K

80. People = ….?….. NOONE = SAFE?

81. Fill the blanks: Your country: Ireland the land of Irish people.

82. 2 Advantages and Disadvantages of being your gender: Owning a dick.. Beards, Higher wages..

Uh.. Machoness.

83. The …?… Prison. Rename our lovely forum. THE WANKER PRISON I hate everyone there!

84. Answer this without a calculator: 2600 + 958 = Your mom

85. Salad Sandwiches, good eating? Meh..naw.

86. Favourite home-cooked meal? SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE

87. Are you a Pokemon maniac? Or a Pokemaniac maybe? is that what you are asking.. No. I played it back in the day.. but now theres like 50,000,000,000 of them and I couldn't care.

88. In 5 words or less describe your hatred/like towards Good Charlotte. I blame them for Emo.

89. Colour of the paint on your bedroom wall? No paint here friend.. just walls.

90. Pick up a random object laying around your house – what is it? a Camera..

91. Career you could never do? Any of them?!

92. If you have one, what does your watch look like? It looks like a sweatband, I also have a poketwatch.

93. A typical weekend for you? At home workin or out drinking.. Or at home drinking...

94. How many books do you own? Seriously.. Over a hundred..

95. What’s the weather like where you’re at right now? I dunno it's late

96. If you were going to change your username, what would you change it to? "Trilobite"? I think they are cute..

97. Black or White? Black? Yeah you could have predicted that.

99. Cats or Dogs? Catssss

100. What rhymes with paper! TAPIER

101. On a scale of 1-10 how important is your personal hygiene? 8.. enought that I'm clean, but not crazy OCD scrubbing till you bleed sort of important..

102. Are you a positive or a negative kinda person? Negative..

103. Do you like anime? Meh, Anime has a bad name, Japan is pretty fucked up, the trick is to find the okay stuff and stay the fuck away from everything else.

104. On a scale of 1-10, how good do you feel your life is? Good.

105. Are there any members of this forum you’d like to get to know better? Hah, theres me cross posting again.... No

106. 3 biggest music legends. Cobain, Bobby Boris Pickett ( The monster mash guy), and the song "Rock Lobster", just the song... the song is it's own legend.

107. The school subject/s you are/were the worst at? French, I didn't even do it!

108. Do you have any posters/pictures up on your wall? yeah tonnes.

109. Do you have any candles in your room/house? Yeah.. but I worry about burning the house down.

110. ALL DONE-DED ^-^ what time is it now?
3:36

Binx said:

Ha! Yeah right! I'd give anything to be fucking you right now, dude!



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